Chicken Nugget Tweet Has Most Retweets Ever: Idiocracy Was a Documentary

A teenager who asked Wendy’s “how many retweets” for a lifetime supply of death nuggets, I mean chicken nuggets, has broken Twitters record for most retweets ever.

The coveted spot was previously held by Ellen DeGeneres (read; degenerate) when she posted a “selfie” at the Oscars.

What’s most horrendous about this is the fact that mainstream “news” outlets are reporting on it. This should be enough to convince anyone that evolution is false and we are actually devolving.

How much of this soul-sucking banality will we suffer? 

We’re in the Kali Yuga and Idiocracy was a documentary.

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